“The morning after you get laid, you walk down the street and guys give you the high five. Little old ladies throw money at you, dogs howl out of respek, and women wink at you. Wall street executives screech their cars to a halt, get out, and run over to you, offering you consulting positions. If you look up at the clouds, every single cumulus formation in sight is in the shape of a thumbs up. Oh, and “Juke Box Hero” by 70s supergroup Foreigner constantly plays in the background.”
— Mikeman 7 months ago