"My mother first diagnosed me with NADD. It was the late 80s and she was bringing me dinner in my bedroom (nerd). I was merrily typing away to friends in some primitive chat room on my IBM XT (super nerd), listening to some music (probably Flock of Seagulls — nerd++), and watching Back to the Future with the sound off (neeeeerrrrrrrd). She commented, “How can you focus on anything with all this stuff going on?” I responded, “Mom, I can’t focus without all this noise."
— Rands in Repose
"I mean, let’s just come out and say it. Her [Hillary Clinton’s] key demographic is people with 12:00 flashing on their VCRs."
— Senjutsu
"PHP arrays : PHP objects :: Selecting a book from a shelf : Selecting a book from your ass, which is welded shut."
— Dean Allen
"Many folks, me included, blogged for years simply because we didn’t yet understand that we were really just twitterers."
— Jack Baty
"The morning after you get laid, you walk down the street and guys give you the high five. Little old ladies throw money at you, dogs howl out of respek, and women wink at you. Wall street executives screech their cars to a halt, get out, and run over to you, offering you consulting positions. If you look up at the clouds, every single cumulus formation in sight is in the shape of a thumbs up. Oh, and “Juke Box Hero” by 70s supergroup Foreigner constantly plays in the background."
— Mikeman